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Superhero Moron

My mom made me go to the chiropractor today. I kinda injured my back and needed to get things straightened out. He looked at my back and asked what the heck I had done to it. I proceeded to tell him this story. My friends and I had gotten morphsuits, and were wearing them out for the first time. We were goofing off and I had this brilliant idea to put on a cape and jump off of my two story roof onto the trampoline. So I did. It was an old trampoline, and ripped open when I fell on it. No wonder it hurts, right?